JOIN THE CAUSE: Our Manifesto

Are you tired of the mundane? The beige-colored, soul-sucking drabness of modern life?

Do you yearn for something more? Something that will shake your very foundations and make you question the fabric of reality?

Look no further! Our manifesto is a clarion call to arms, a battle cry for those who refuse to settle for the status quo.

We reject the bland, we reject the boring, we reject the beige. Join us, and together we shall:

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Our Tenets - The fundamental principles by which we live our lives.

Our Manifesto History - The story of how we got here.

Our Founding Members - The brave souls who dared to be different.